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EVOLUPHILIA

by ViRginTuRtleWhoRe

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La Cucafacha (free) 02:00
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Stickinthehay, stickinthehay Salamander, salamander Stickinthehay, stickinthehay Salamander, salamander Who do you think you are? Faceless slime of society I'll fill your mouth with tar (watata?) Stare at me and I'll make you bleed You're a useless fuck Go get hit by a garbage truck But I, who am I? I'm your liver, I'm your sister Hey, what time is it? Time to try, time to die Stickinthehay, stickinthehay Salamander, salamander Stickinthehay, stickinthehay Who's your mother? I'm your motheR Fucking a lung, fucking a lung Fucking a lung, fucking a lung Fucking a lung, fucking a lung Fucking a lung, fucking a lung Fucking a lung, fucking a lung Fucking a lung, fucking a lungFucking a lung, fucking a lungFucking a lung, fucking a lungFucking a lung, fucking a lungFucking a lung, fucking a lung I'm so lost, so double crossed! I'm so lost, so double crossed! I'm so lost, so double crossed! I'm so lost, so double crossed! Twisted sick paranoia falling from the clouds She said I was stupid but insanity is the cure I always hated humans so I mutated into a cactus I'm my biggest folly; there's something wrong with me!! Stickinthehay, stickinthehay Salamander, salamander Stickinthehay, stickinthehay Who's your mother? I'm your motheR
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Noise (free) 01:28
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Hypocrite 03:12
Torment of the storm Tearing what was torn Sacrifice your knees then kneel down to me Take a vow of silence then scream Lo que una vez staba roto sigue intacto Adentro de los hoyos ke kayeron en agujeros de fosos Arboles caidos ke siempre han sido asi De grandes multitudes de poka densidad Take my shovel and dig a hole Take your fathoms and think them through All this arrogance fueled by fire Fill your hole full of nothing Inserta aki aire de gases variados Salvajes tranquilos volando en masas Se ciego y luego enkuentra tus lentes Your words are wrong and fat (like my auntie) Distasteful and flat (like you Pepsi) Fuck that, fuck that (and you too) What was the word I was looking for? Something about an ignorant lying whore The word was you, of course Take my shovel and dig a hole Take your fathoms and think them through All this arrogance fueled by fire Fill your hole full of nothing Now bury yourself forever
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Etircopyh (free) 03:12
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Fake (free) 04:42
Drowning in the dust of my vice, for all that's not nice, contain one breath Todo aquello que es bueno, todo aquello que es malo Todo es malo, todo es bueno Que es todo? Todo es nada! Nada está bien, nada está mal No me importa Todo está bien, todo está mal Todo es igual Tu moral no existe Tú no existes An inept experiment This is mankind Beliefs incoherent Can't you see that you're all fukking blind? Todo aquello que es bueno, todo aquello que es malo Todo es malo, todo es bueno Que es todo? Todo es nada! Nada está bien, nada está mal No me importa Todo está bien, todo está mal Todo es igual Atrapado en la dimensión de mi caracol Donde no hay nada, solo criaturas Que dicen ser mis amigos, mas no son nada Son falsos, mentirosos, bastardos Mejor prefiero correr y esconderme En mi chayote sideral Y así ser invisible y falso Inexistente, transparente I am twisted, I have no friends Fukk them Nada está bien, nada está mal No me importa Todo está bien, todo está mal Todo es igual Todo aquello que es bueno, todo aquello que es malo Todo es malo, todo es bueno Que es todo? Todo es nada!
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Nezernod (free) 01:02
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$19.95 (free) 02:30
Bankruptcy; Indian Motorcycle; Clothing; $19.95! $19.95 (2x1) Comercialismo Vendeme, comprame, beneficiame Disney mundo Parasitos, gansitos, ovejas Comercialismo Tus papelitos no significan nada Acme mundo Te vendo mi cerebro en oferta $19.95 (2x1) Bankruptcy; Indian Motorcycle; Clothing; $19.95!
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Deranged Offerings (free) 04:45
When I went to France I stole a gingerbread man from a pirate who walkked all purple with gooey kkangaroos inside my wallet of two sizes and species. I'm a famous actor I'm a famous rapper Look at me I'm fabulous I'm your celebrity hero I dance around in your TV set I'm your favourite doctor I'm your soul you fukker I'm a cheerio whoa-o-o I'm a cheerio yeah-ah-ah I'm a cheerio, cheerio today All things, no things, Everything and nothing I'm your reality I'm a cheerio whoa I'm a cheerio yeah Eat your TV before bed Kkeep reality out of your head Eat your TV before bed I'm on TV, I'm a star now, I'm your god now, I'm your soul now Feed me TV, Fukk me star now, Fukk me god now, Fukk your soul now
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Aneub Rolf (free) 05:32
Hey tu, criatura de muchas cromosomas Nomas porque tu eres disque más inteligente que nosotros Quieres acabarnos, quieres terminar con nuestras vidas Con nuestros colores, con nuestro resplandor Que seamos perfectas no quiere ver con que nos quieres asesinar Si quieres muerdete, el dedo, o no sé Pero ya no nos mates a nosotras, las florecitas Las florecitas bonitas que no hacen nada, ni dañan a nadie Solo vivimos felices en paz, en paz! No como tú, que andas por la vida pisando florecitas Y nos dejas sin agua Y nos cortas Y nos violas con pinches aquífierelos ahí Chango peludo, como tu culo! No nos dejas ser! Eres un puto! Mejor cuida tu medio ambiente No seas chango, pinche simio! Ey chango! Si quieres demostrar afecto, mutílate y regala tus partes No nos andes cortando, desojando, y comiendo Por qué? Por qué nos haces eso Somos tan perfectas, perfectas No como tú, que matas y destruyes a los tuyos y demás Nosotros damos amor y colorida Pero eso no es motivo para que nos cortes Nos cortes y asesinas Nos regales y nos dejas sin agua Jodete pues maldito primate Aprende de nosotros que no hemos evolucionado Por qué? Tener menos cromosomas es ilegal en este mundo Somos más bonitas que tú Simio primitivo Chango peludo, como tu culo! Mejor cortate un dedo Y regalalo todo bonito Como si lo hubieras comprado en Mcdonalds Cortame, mutilame Regalame, Sacame Mochame, dejame sin agua!
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Crocido - Bleu (free) 02:42
Crocido-Bleu! Asbestos God! Asbestos God! Asbestos God! My lung cancer, Filter it, shovel it Bag it, fuck it Bag it, fuck it You're all dead now, you're all dead now You're all dead now, Asbestos God! Crocido-Bleu! Chrysotile! Chrysotile! Chrysotile! Mesothelioma Canadian merd Bag it, suck it Bag it, suck it Vous etes tous mort, Vous etes tous mort Vous etes tous mort, Chrysotile! Send them all to hell Seek more profit, get more from it Exploit half the world Spread your cancer, never answer Charge more for removal Bleu Crocido-Bleu! Crocido-Red
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CaRnival -- (1,7,4,queso,9,2,8,100) IN the clouds -- (1,7,4,maNgo,9,2,8,1000) Rainbow -- (1,7,4,queso,9,2,8,100) MushRoom floats -- (1,7,4,maNgo,9,2,8,1000) MASS SUICIDE, sesos coN ketchup $5 MASS SUICIDE, cacahuates de pesoN muy Rikos MASS SUICIDE, eveNto pRiNcipal MASS SUICIDE, alegRia infeccioN Now you waNNa see me (you waNNa watch me die!) FalliNg, FalliNg, DyiNg, ScReamiNg DOWN! Payasos atomicos Payasos Rabicos Payasos sadicos Payasos cRustacios MASS SUICIDE, sesos coN ketchup $5 MASS SUICIDE, cacahuates de pesoN muy Rikos MASS SUICIDE, eveNto pRiNcipal MASS SUICIDE, alegRia infeccioN Payaso come eNaNo ENaNo come elefaNte ElefaNte come cacahuate Cacahuate come payaso HaNds togetheR iN this shitty Race PaiNt my face like a bloody clown
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Unnatural 03:10
El reloj marca once Bajo cielos esponjados El fin es eminente Es hora por una sorpresa Necro-cannibalized rabid grave robbing sushi! See the fauna grazing In fields of an open mind Watch the flowers blow in the wind You can't cuz you're blind Nymphomaniac eye-gouging bowel penguins! They're coming back! Man eats nature and man eats man No escape from the grasp of man's hand I've lived years in a garden of eggplants Each one is as unnatural as I am. Necro-maniac rabid gouging bowel sushi! What are we?
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Badger (free) 03:12
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroommushroom Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroommushroom Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroommushroom Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroommushroom SNAKE!!!
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Mama Yoda Bogden Moda "$·%·%//"·$&%$//"%$"·%·/((·%%&"·$!· No sé donde estoy Por qué me sigue? No sé adonde voy La bragueta asesina Adonde voy Adonde estoy Adonde estas Te sigue y te persigue para siempre Let's go! Bragueta asesina Asesina Mata pene, mata pellejo Mata todo En donde quiera que estés La bragueta te seguirá y te asesinará Corriendo, corriendo voy por los años y siglos Y sin quitarme encima la bragueta La bragueta asesina que me mutila por la noche Y cada que me pongo unos pantalones Auxilio! Ahí viene otra vez! Después de tantos siglos nos vemos otra vez Me come! No! Está corriendo! Me desespera! Ya me quiero ir! Bragueta asesina Asesina Mata pene, mata pellejo Mata todo
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I am happy now, I am gay! Bash the brain, crush the skkull, slit the throat Rip out the small intestine Fukk the brain, fukk the skkull, fukk the thoat While fukking the small intestine I am happy now, I am gay! No more people No more humans Die! Suicidal murder Self inflicted torture Must die, must kkill Kkill!
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UpstaiRs 03:34
I left my rabbit in a tiny little closet upstairs Where nobody goes... I left my closet in a tiny little rabbit upstairs Where nobody goes... And nobody cares... Nobody cares... Nobody... Rabbit Rabbit with no head Conejo sin piel (Atrocities) Closet massacre Closet Closet with no head Caballo sin piel (Masturbating) Pornographic pictures of pharmaceuticals Y el conejo se cortaba las manos Con un chivo de las tinieblas Mientras que el ropero se encontraba perdido En el bosque nordico atrapado En la oscuridad diabolica sideral vegetariana Then the black moon rises Satanic goats in satanic bathrooms! Bathroom goats! Rabbit Rabbit with no head Conejo sin piel (Atrocities) Closet massacre
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Fukk each other to procreate Keep them coming; contaminate Your world resides behind you I’ll eat your foetus anyway… Daddy, daddy, daddy, won’t you come for some tea? Stick me in a jar and sell me for free Go away now, go away now, from me I lookked into a jar and saw my anatomy Eat a foetus, eat a foetus, hooray Eat a foetus, eat a foetus today Comeme los pies, quitame la piel Tu te me antojas para comer Eat a foetus, eat a foetus, eat my I’m a foetus, I’m a foetus, I’m a Comeme los pies, quitame la piel Tu te me antojas para comer Rip the skkin off of your Face To lie! Lie! Go on and remove your face And lie! Lie! Give away your money And buy! Buy! Now watch the fetus dance Live! Procreate to fukk each other Contaminate to kkeep them coming You reside behind your world I’ll eat myself anyway… Despues del supuesto gran big bang, la tierra comenso a formar (how does it feel to live inside your spleen? Every time I’m inside of you I feel like I’m born again so sweet, mommy)
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released October 8, 2009

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Keeping it fucking freaky since 2004, we are trve grindcore non-vegan hobo cheese friendly melopostdoomgaze

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