It's time for teletubbies! Turn on the ole' boob tube and enter the realm of Satan and become his anal bead today! Every time my urethra sings this song it gives me an orgasm which in turn drowns the singer, so tragic really. Sometimes I put the in ear headphones in my bum hole and let the vibrations rattle my rectum until I get diarrhea. If the yellow and red teletubbies have sex is the baby orange? How many oranges can you fit in your anus? If you fart in the middle of a forest with no one around to hear it, does it still stink? Here's a fun fact: every time you sneeze a baby dolphin dies a horrible and painful death.
released February 7, 2014
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